the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
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1 hour ago
32 Klaine Fics you must read on summer break
(also to get rid of hard/mixed feelings about the season 3 finale)
- Lovesong (you can find the next chapters at the end of each chapter)
- Consonance and dissonance
- Little numbers
- Started out as a feeling
- Worthless/priceless
- The Muse
- Spectrum
- Beautiful
- Sovereing
- Treasure Lust
- Don’t you know
- Hey new kid
- Nameless
- Roses in December
- Go your own way
- Floorshow
- Something different
- Where’s the smoke
- What break the chains
- Everyday
- Boys of summer
- No envy, No fear
- Family portrait
- Closer
- Significant others
- Going for Broke
- Touch me
- The luckiest
- The lima job
- Read my mind
- Undeneath and Unexplored
- Husbandly duties
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5 hours ago
person:
hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
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7 hours ago
Every time I’m in a play and I do my own make-up, people tell me that I am putting way too much bronzer on. But the second I get under the lights onstage, I am the palest person ever. So really, the orange is what keeps me looking alive onstage.
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9 hours ago
Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.
(Source: disneyprince)
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9 hours ago
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