oh god here’s Britain
We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision
OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
“WE ARE THE MOON MOON OF EUROVISION.”
can i ship azerbaidjan with his dancer?
woman in red cockblocking
my ship is sinking
HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO BE IN THE AUDIENCE FOR EUROVISION
SUCH A FUN ATMOSPHERE
HOW DO I GET THERE. WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
i’d say please dont vote for UK but you probs werent gonna vote for us anyway
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s lovely don’t you?
Is this what it’s like to live in Europe
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else
oh you gave THEM twelve points WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE